Horse.
This Horse Does Not Care About You.
Seriously. If you came to this page looking for a horse that cares about you, you have come to the wrong place.
This logo right here contains an extra parenthesis. Can you find it?
Pretty sweet, right? Don't be too impressed, though -- it came with the generic website template.
"We" literally provide nothing of value. Even "our" company is questionably enjoyable. Maybe someday "we" will learn how to properly interact with the general public, but until then you're SOL.
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